A Poopy Situation

This past Tuesday, Daddy was out of town for the night for a work meeting.  Chesney, Brecken and I decided to have spaghetti for dinner.  Since spaghetti usually ends up all over the kids, I decided to take the easy route and have them eat without clothes on. Brecken had just gone pee on the potty so he was without a diaper as well.  We all sat down to eat, Brecken finishing first.  He ran downstairs to play while Chesney and I finished.

When we were done eating, we went downstairs to play with Brecken.  When I got down there, I saw a giant mess.  Brecken had pooped on the carpet, and it was smeared into the carpet in one spot.  I quick grabbed him and looked at his hands and feet which were clean.  Then I cleaned his butt and put a diaper back on him before going back down to clean up the mess.

When I got back downstairs, I noticed there was poop not only on the carpet but splattered on the wood floor next to the carpet.  Then I noticed his golf club laying on the floor with poop smeared across the club head.  Come to find out, Brecken had swung at a pile of poop with his golf club.  And based on the mess spread across the wood floor, I would say he connected.  The only thing you can do at this point is laugh.  So I cleaned up the mess and washed up the golf club.  Later that night when we talked with Daddy on the phone, we told him about Brecken's little golfing accident.  It's just too bad he wasn't home to see his little golfer's mess.